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I will marry KATE BECKINSALE. |
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After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in JAPAN in our fabulous House. |
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We will have 780 kid(s) together. |
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Our family will zoom around in a RED - PURPLE SWIRL HALF YACHT- HALF CAR. |
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I will spend my days as a STUNT DOUBLE, and live happily ever after. |
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1. YOUR REAL NAME: Carter Aaron Beckinsale 2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Carizzle ( I feel it yo ) 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Dog? (Blue Dawg) 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Aaron Sheldon (wow, nerd maaan!) 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Beccaina [(I am your MOTHERRRR)( I'm a woman. wow.)] 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Black Cola (advertising hero?) 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Acoucka (i'm an effin' man.) (It's not very Arab-y... not threatening ... just ... A-Coo-Ka) 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (father's middle name): Victor (witness protection failure) 9: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Thor [towly gothic maaan]
Answer this too!I Gotta Feeling ::  TOTALLY FINE Listening To ♫♪♫ :: Crazier Than You B*tch - Taylor Swift |
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So -- Hi guys.
Just wanted to say Merry Christmas to everybody and to all your blond / (brunette?) lovers!
So, how's your Christmas? Good?
I'm here in Antarctica helping Santa and the elves. It's kind of hard to believe but they actually do exist.
:O So Max didja get my gift? I had a hard time looking for the right pair.
Scissors with a boot design aren't exactly easy to find this time of year, so I had to make a pair just for you!
Hindi talaga ako yung gumawa, pinagawa ko lang sa iba.
Kelsey, Kelsey -- I'll send you your gift later, kay? I had to make yours
using Santa's hardcore (\m/) equipment here. You are gonna love your gift, and just be sure to stand back when you open it!
Ma shock ka talaga.
Oh -- Rina-sensei!♪
Did someone get a toy turtle last time? Hihihi It was in fact I who sent it to you! Muhaha.
I couldn't find batteries, I'm sorry.
Nandoon ako sa Brazil nang binili ko yun eh...
Sydney my man!
I promised to remodel your room and remodeling shall you get.
The architects and the construtawhatevers are coming there soon.!!!
Maghanda ka na lang ng pagkain para sa kanila.
Oh and Bridget, Merry Christmas. :)
Thanks to all of you too, and I'm awaiting your gifts just send it to this address:
023 North Ayalah Derivu
Block 9+14 ChiChi Subdivision
Anatarctica City
Antarctica.
---Goodbye my pRetties.
Not a typo thank you very much.
I Gotta Feeling ::  snowy Listening To ♫♪♫ :: Jingle Bell Rock |
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Ok guys just answer this poll! I did this because a certain blonde haired person dared me too. -.-
No it's not Petty, Dely.
No it's not Taylor, Jam.
No, it's not Kame, Rai.
No, it's not you Max.
It's not you too Bridget.
No Carter, it's not you too.
Let's just say it was an old friend.
An old BLONDE friend.
This poll should be taken seriously.
IM'A KIDDING WIDJA.I Gotta Feeling ::  LOL Listening To ♫♪♫ :: F*ck You B*tch - Taylor Swift |
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First ye all ye is the timeth of Christmas ye answer this meme for ye and today is also ye forever_fivetwo's birthday like the coming of ye Christ on the 25th of ye December.
Today was also the Part Veux Uno of the Yuletide Basketball game and all I can say is WOOT. Then I saw these wittoe wights in the sky and they were TOWLY orange and there were like. Eleventyhundred of them.
And now I forgot how to LJ CUT and and I'm answering this meme.
( Read more... )( LOVE IS LIKE A RUBBER DUCKIE it's yellow and squeaks and has this totally adorable orange beak. )
Once you clickie you can never go backie.
Haha, LOVE GURU: If your Uncle Jack helps you get off an elephant, would you help your Uncle Jack off an elephant?
LOL.I Gotta Feeling ::  like a redhead Listening To ♫♪♫ :: Oh Bella - Taylor Lautner |
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THEY CHOSE MY WRITER'S BLOCK QUESTION.
In your face max_flare and also, hihihi.
Nov. 30th, 2009 @ 02:20 pm
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@preludity: We miss you too!
ok...
there is really
something wrong with me. Hahaha.
Yes,!.
Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 08:25 pm
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D. 2-3
2. What did the Byzantine do in relation to the Greek and Roman civilizations? Is this an important contribution for the Byzantine?
The Byzantine became known not only for creating an empire but also as a center of knowledge in Byzantine. The knowledge bequeathed by the Greeks merged with the Christian teachings; but it was the Greek tradition and not the Roman civilization that prevailed. Yes, it is important.
3. What goods/ products came to be associated with the Byzantine Empire?
Some are Byzantine mosaics, silk, linen, cotton, wool, and other expensive textiles.
Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 07:54 pm
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I had an anony (:3) text message and the sender's number ended with a "2224."
Being the sendee, I can't help but feel curious and I wanted to as for some help from all the people who know (or who are) the sender.
Thanks lots guys.
To those who'll help.
I'm doomed.
:-O.
Oct. 2nd, 2009 @ 05:10 pm
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I keep it a secret because no one knows that I dress up.
I'm still planning to wear it, though.
I plan it for 6 weeks.
Tops.
Yea.
Oct. 2nd, 2009 @ 04:06 pm
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heeeyyyyy
heeeyyyyy
heeeyyyyy
Check out my new
Boots.
Sep. 27th, 2009 @ 07:08 pm
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| » Writer's Block: Epicurean |
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Simple.
If we eat less = we look good, feel good, and ergo, the way we eat improves in the far-distant future. [for fat people]
If we eat more = we're gonna get fat, enlarge the earth's gravitational pull, pull the earth into a direction down south, crash into something in space [or someone if we're lucky *winkwink*] as shown in one of the episodes in Fairly Oddparents, which I'm sure most of you didn't think would be FAIRY GODPARENTS [hehehe] in a changed spelling.
Another Ergo: If we eat more, we won't have a future.
I DUNNO how to do bolds, italics and the like.
[Help appreciated but taken for granted due to uncaring-ness]
Sep. 21st, 2009 @ 06:19 pm
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Oh God, LOL!
You know what.
Actually It would change my habits...
I'd eat LESS!
HAHAHA.
SCORE!
Calories are really important in my diet.
Screw the magic genie for doin' that.
Unless it's a guy genie.
Then I wouldn't screw him.
HAHAHAHA.
Sep. 19th, 2009 @ 12:27 pm
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Sep. 19th, 2009 @ 01:48 am
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Today's a Friday.
Just thanking God for this day.
Know you'll be counting.
I am just posting
While watching Spongebob Squarepants-
Mrs. Puff's in jail.
Patrick's overweight.
That is what Mrs. Puff said.
I think he's fat too.
Answered a question
Although it only said one
But I'm doing five.
Finished computer.
Now on my way to the big-
Refrigerator.
Sep. 18th, 2009 @ 09:47 pm
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Meme. Meme. Meme. Got this one off megami-orange from LJ.
Ten things you wish you could say to 10 different people right now (don't tell us who it is):
1. Oh God, you look so thin right now that I am jealous of you. Pose for the camera. Yeah. Oh, what's this blotch in my mirror?
2. Hey Rina, I really hate the fact that you spill tea on everything. I've got more tea on my shirt than a golf course.
3. All you have to do is multiply the base to the exponent and divide it by three! GOD.
4. I don't think you're fat. I REALLY KNOW you are.
5. You prostitute; stop; you've already been chosen in the book.
6. Hey, introduce yourself, no way, introduce yourself, okay.
7. Why can't you notice me?
... I've been raising my hand in a noticeable manner!
8. You dropped something. I think you know what's next.
9. Who stole your wallet?! I didn't by the way.
10. Sputnick to you too.
Nine things about yourself:
1. I'm blond.
2. Blue eyed...
3. MUSCULAR,
4. Tan...
5. Tall...
6. Smart...
7. Rich...
8. Famous...
9. ...and a great liar. [licks finger, pokes pants and makes 'sssss' sound.]
Eight ways to win your heart:
1. Fight for it. [OH MY GOD WHO AM I?!]
2. Show me you care. [SHEET]
3. Remove it, examine it, fix it if it's broken. [MAJOR SHEET]
4. Use great, nice and positive adjectives to describe me. [Whew.]
5. Let me win yours. [OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD.]
6. Love me, hate me, say what you want about me, but all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to If A Why Carter.
7. Grasp your inhibitions, let the sun illuminate the blah; feel the rain on your skin, no one else can feel it for you, except me.
[Description of inhibition - American Heritage® Dictionary
NOUN: 1. The act of inhibiting or the state of being inhibited.]
8. Look at me not as A boy but as THE boy. [hihihi sorry to the copyee]
Seven things that cross your mind a lot:
1. Health.
2. Love. [OMG]
3. Famine.
4. The cube root of nine. ['tis VERY inevitable, eh?]
5. 23.
6. World Peace.
7. Lies.
Six little stupid things you want to happen to you before you die:
1. I want to learn BALLET!!!
2. Be thinner. Oh. Too late. :3
3. Learn how to do this face. :3
4. Tell her I love her. [oh my sheet this has got to stop it's too random and really shocking to be said/typed by me, i mean whoa sheet sheet as in gd ya omg omg omg stop stop]
5. Sit on the seaside, tide at a medium low, with a [an empty :3] picnic basket.
6. Use clandestine in a sentence.
Five turn offs:
1. Lights.
2. Electronic Appliances.
3. Fat people.
4. A second rate, trying hard, copycat.
5. Disorganization.
Four turn-ons:
1. You know what turns me on? Disorganization.
2. When the queen mates the king in chess.
3. A FIRST rate, trying hard, copycat.
4. ... Still the Miller in The Canterbury Tales.
Three smilies that describe your life:
1. ¬¬
2. (:)
3. :3
Two things you wish you never did:
1. Get to meet her. [read #4 of six]
2. Get to meet him. [AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA weren't expecting that?!] [me neither O_O]
One confession:
1. I stole a cookie from the donations jar when I was 7. [sorry Mrs. Hefner!]
Sep. 18th, 2009 @ 07:29 pm
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You know what's REALLY frustrating?
Here's a SCENARIO.
I come home from *work.*
I go to my parent's room [as I am staying there for the weekend ;)]
and turn on the T.V., flipping through the channels, waiting for a show I really like showing not 'till 6 p.m.
Mom arrives in a shiny black uniform.
So It's 5:59, and the opening song plays, [and it it's NEW! <3]
really cool and stuff.
Dad arrives, annoys me and proceeds to the LOO.
So the bad guy fights the good guy [who's actually trapped in a girl's body :-O] and it has really cool fight scenes and magic. [with lotus-es!]
Just then as it nears the climax, [when the guy/girl kills the bad one] the lights fade and two seconds later, the T.V. turns off.
Who turned the T.V. off.
Blackout. Shpit.
I stay in my current position, staring blankly into space [it's black] and I stand and push the button on the TV.
Then, a half-naked fat man [who I later realized was my father, not a white lady :3] comes out the LOO and tells me to light a candle.
I go out walk blindly [hitting my knee to all pieces of funiture] and instead of following the fat's orders I call the blackout-hotline 1-6-2-1 and
"sorry, all circuits are busy---"
That's all the woman [I presume she's thin] says since I slam the phone ABRUPTLY.
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Now if this happens to you
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Don't stay at your parents' house and GET A DAMN PLACE OF YOUR OWN.
Thank You.
Sep. 18th, 2009 @ 07:07 pm
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Seducing the Boss.
LOL.
XD.
Sep. 16th, 2009 @ 04:35 pm
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Hey Guys!
Check this ouuut.
TEN TO TWO
Ten random things about yourself.
10. The longest my hair has ever been is six feet.
9. I have never ridden a bicycle while baking a cake - barefoot and blindfolded.
8. I've only fully-read one book.
7. I can manipulate my stomach to move - in a gelatinous manner.
6. I sighed wide when Dumbledore died in the movie. I cried when he lied in the sequel.
5. I only use the backkspace buttoon on my keyboard when necessary.
4. I rarely notice that #6 has more rhymes, now that I modified it.
3. I have OCD when fixing my doll collection.
2. I have just revealed to the world that I have a doll collection.
1. There's nothing I can do about my doll collection except lie and say I DON'T HAVE ONE.
Nine movies that you enjoy. [enjoy what???]
9. Jumanji.
8. DreamGirls. [cried when they died]
7. Wizard Of Oz. [there IS no place like home. ToT]
6. Pirates of The Caribbean. [Calypso!]
5. G.I. Joe.
4. HIGH SCHOOL MOOSICAL!
3. Sweeney Todd. [couldn't believe HE was the barber]
2. Stardust. [Babylon Candles! ToT]
1. Bambi. [his/[her?] mom ToT]
Eight things that you hate.
8. The seven deadly sins.
7. Mass-produced furniture.
6. That stupid old pick-up truck I never let her drive. [ToT]
5. Store bought items. [cheep]
4. Public speaking. [hëëëëëy]
3. Defermentation!
2. Swimming by class. [the banes of our existences]
1. Low Grades. That or Bambi's mom dying! [ToT]
Seven things you did today.
7. Realized the importance and purpose of my life.
6. Saw a quarter on the floor, picked it up and dropped it like it was hot.
5. Posed for the cover of Forbes Top 66 Liars List.
4. Listened to the kind of music I don't like. [ToT]
3. Went on a cultural expedition to the bathroom and wee-weed.
2. Sat upright like the java man I am.
1. Lost the importance and purpose of my life. [this is a cycle]
Six adjectives you'd use to describe yourself.
6. Thin
5. Thin and rich
4. Thin, rich and dishonest
3. Thin, rich, dishonest and fabulous
2. Thin, rich, dishonest, fabulous, JUMPY!
1. Humble.
Five things you are thinking now.
5. Hey, I just noticed that combs have more than ten tines; the more tines they have means better fruitrition.
4. I just coined a word! That's nine for you Carter!
3. Hey forever_fivetwo! If you're reading this I wanna tell you how much YOU SUCK for not inviting me to the hottest party featuring Hollywood's top young actors and actresses. The list include K
2. Why'd I put Jumanji in my fave movies? I didn't even ... hahahaha, just remembered the hippo part. Good times. LOL, thanks again to Rob for the directing gig. ILUM!!!♀♂♀♂♀♂♀
1. How do you, how do you slip?! ♪♪♪♫♫♫
Four things you are waiting for.
4. True love. [WHOA! where'd I get that?! Hahaha, you go starlight!]
3. My pie in the oven!
2. My ...wait.. *chk.blhi.chohoug.* Kame Kame Kame Kame Kame Kame[WHAT WAS THAT?!]
1. That stupid old pick=up truck she's gonna let me drive.
Three things you regret.
3. Being a famous rockstar.
2. Miley Cyrus.
1. Learning ~Japanese!. Atawareu ja-ne no ai shite no itagane no o ne a wara ni todo ape ti ma kashi ta na ware toda uro neeeee~~~~ [CAN'T STOP]
Two websites you often visit.
2. Gosh you scared me with this question! [.net]
1. LiveJournal
Sep. 12th, 2009 @ 09:07 pm
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